2) Katie Price.
3) this man and his jumper. Bless him - so bad it's good. Almost.
4) Blimey. Look - if this is yours - or if you bought the bloody thing, then I am sorry. So so sorry. But really? This was spotted on Ebay, I think priced around a fiver. There were others. They weren't much better.
Seriously, does anyone look at this and think 'OOH! I really MUST HAVE a bag with a wonky zip, mismatched lining and oh hell yeah! Bobble trim that is sewn in all haphazard. Yay!'
And, as always, for everything Wrong there has to be a Right.
1) incredible origami, folded with a tooth pick.
2) baby squiggles who were homeless after a tree was felledin Northumbria during the tail end of hurricane Katia the other week
Go on, all together now - awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!