I was a tad puzzled and more than a little disturbed when my taxi driver mentioned the price of bags of semen.
Apparently bags of semen cost about £3 or £4 each.
Who knew, thought I.
What a sodding relief when I realised he was talking about bags of CEMENT, CEMENT - made so much more sense. And the image of his ongoing patio build was much more bearable. (had originally typed 'palatable' but I thought in the circumstances twas best changed ;-) )